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"My dick is the eighth wonder of the world"

Source: overheard-at-school
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guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

(via nyx-of-spades)

Source: guy
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  • Male character: ARGH!!
  • Female character: oh. oh!! UHHHng!!!! I'M COMING!!!!?
Source: silversora
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spiza:

im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.

(via nyx-of-spades)

Source: spiza
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enjolrasisdead:

so we’re driving to a thanksgiving dinner, and we have to pick up my gay cousin and my gay uncles. they start talking about how its a gay club. so i think ‘this is my moment’, and lean over to my mum, who is also waiting in the car, and tell her in the most deadpan voice i can muster, ‘congrats, you’re the only straight one here.’

(via roy-musdang)

Source: deadbucky
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http://imke14.tumblr.com/post/82925197574/mariejacquelyn-britishstarr-kkristoff

mariejacquelyn:

britishstarr:

kkristoff:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and…

Source: cold-never-bothered-me-anyways
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jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

(via nyx-of-spades)

Source: krumpany
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religiouspunk:

when you see couples holding hands

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(via nyx-of-spades)

Source: religiouspunk
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homleschapel:

literally no one can get on her level

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(via nyx-of-spades)

Source: homleschapel
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darmani:

i wish real life was like animal crossing. surrounded by furries. nobody is transphobic. no crime. no murder. pretty music playing all the time. i give you a piece of fruit and you give me a fucking bathtub.

(via nyx-of-spades)

Source: darmani
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hufflepuffsquee:

TEN. 

THERE. ARE. TEN.

URLS POSTING RACISM IN THE POCECIL TAG. 

WHY ARE THEY STILL HERE, WHY ARE THEY NOT GONE? WHAT IS THE FANDOM DOING!?

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Block. report. Work to make this fucking shit DISAPPEAR. 

(via thetruecaesar)

Source: hufflepuffsquee
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follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

(via u-ok)

Source: straighthater